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Contact Us :: Work At SHS

You work for us?

Maybe. But first, we have to see if you’ve got what it takes to be a gen-u-wine SHSer. Take a crack at our patented quadraphasic personality inventory quiz.

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I think Peter Jackson is:
The new Hitchcock
The new Wyler
The new Spielberg
Who is Peter Jackson?
My clients would say I am:
Goofy
Raucous
Scary
Just right
A brand is:
Red hot and hurts cows
An intangible asset
Logo-a-go-go, baby
Mysterious and misunderstood
I’m in advertising because:
I watched too much Bewitched.
It looks fun in the movies.
I have no other marketable skills.
I am passionate about great advertising because:
It’s nature not nurture, dude.
I like money.
Lucite salesmen have families to feed, too.
I’m really into pain.
Politically, I am:
Deeply conflicted.
An extremist in the defense of liberty.
Hey, what is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
Not.
In your own seven words or less, (which means without quoting Bernbach, Oglivy, Clow, Freeman, Wong, Doody, Garfield, Della Femina, et al.), advertising is most effective when it:
If I were an ad, I’d:
Have lots of white space.
Be headline-driven.
Need a bit of kerning.
Be really hard to get.
Have dogs and children in me.